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2020's large format, full colour tome from BBC Books is called The Monster Vault ... but forgive me for a moment as it all seems very familiar.
It's a big book - 312 pages - with a £25 price tag ... but haven't we seen it all before? The content is an A-Z of the monsters and aliens that the Doctor has faced in the show. It's not complete in that it doesn't include absolutely everything, and it does not cover the 'reality' or 'behind the scenes' element except for a brief section at the back. For each entry there is the creatures' history as explained (mostly) on screen, with a couple of deviations from the facts we know into what the authors are making up and surmising - but unless you knew, you wouldn't know the difference as it's all presented as 'authoritative'.
For example, the first entry, for the Abzorbaloff, claims that the creature's entire body is in a constant state of suction ... I don't recall that from the TV episode ... Next up is Alpha Centaurians and there's talk of their home planet having an abundance of food and no predators, so the creatures developed politeness. This is pure conjecture ... and so the book goes on, mixing fact from the TV show with a large dollop of conjecture and extrapolation on the part of the authors.
But haven't we seen books about the monsters before? Indeed, there was Lesley Standring's Illustrated A-Z (1985); I myself wrote A Book of Monsters (1997) which focussed on the behind the scenes creation and development of them, again copiously illustrated. Then, for the new series, Justin Richards produced Monsters and Villains (2005), Aliens and Enemies (2006), Creatures and Demons (2007), The Ultimate Monster Guide (2009, updated 2010), Monster Miscellany (2011) and The Secret Lives of Monsters (2013). There was also 100 Scariest Monsters (2011). So a fair few books focussing on the monsters, using only the fictional material presented on television, and illustrated with lots of photographs.
The Monster Vault seems to be the latest in a never-ending stream of similar books from BBC Books. Indeed, it is illustrated with photographs, but each creature gets a rather nice full page 'visualisation' courtesy of Lee Johnson which often looks like a photograph or perhaps a collage of pictures - it's hard to tell what is a photograph and what is artwork.
I think if I'd not been aware of the plethora of similar titles over the years, this book would be quite impressive. It's beautifully produced and laid out, and has monsters galore to sate any appetite. It's also obviously aimed at the younger set, with nothing over and above the descriptions and potential background and pictures. There are some 'unanswered questions' dotted throughout. Like for example why the Chameleons kill people when they're 'high-minded' - they do so using a slow moving laser, unsupervised. Which is a bit daft, a bit of a joke, and totally invented (though the sequence with the laser is decidedly strange in the story) - the text is included solely to 'explain' a rather weak plot point in the story in which they appear. This continues with somewhat strange 'explanations' of why a Draconian state room is coloured green, how Haemovores can shape metal with their hands, and why the Rutans lost interest in Earth as a planet of strategic importance.
The book covers the entirety of Doctor Who with entries for Sensorites and Monoids alongside Chameleons (2nd Doctor), Solonian Mutants (3rd), Ogri (4th), Tractators (5th), Vervoids (6th), Cheetah People (7th), Jagrafess (9th), Weeping Angels (10th), The Flesh (11th), the Teller (12th) and Zellin & Rakaya and Thijarans (13th) and many more besides. And of course the Daleks and Cybermen are here too.
Just as we think it's all over there's a very welcome final chapter looking at the behind the scenes elements. This again includes photos from all eras of monsters being created, worn, fitted ... there are design sketches and shots of them being built ... it's probably for me the best and most interesting ten pages in the book!
Overall this is a smashing book, well produced and laid out, which will provide hours of interest for fans new to the show in discovering more about all the various creatures that the Doctor has battled over the years.
Doctor Who: The Monster Vault Written by Jonathan Morris and Penny CS Andrews Illustrated by Lee Johnson (interior) and Ben Morris (cover) Edited by Paul Lang Published on 22 October 2020 by BBC Books, priced £25 ISBN 978-1-78594-533-5
I've long been a bit of a fan of H P Lovecraft - it's the ideas, the slow burn and of course the tentacle monsters that do it ... and while there have been some film adaptations of his work in the past (think of titles like Re-Animator, The Haunted Palace, Dagon and From Beyond) none of them have quite managed to capture the creeping horrors described in Lovecraft's fiction.
Color Out Of Space however manages to do just that, and it does it very well indeed. We are introduced to a dysfunctional family. Father Nathan Gardner (Nicolas Cage) lives in the backwoods somewhere in America, miles from civilization or anywhere else for that matter. His wife Theresa (Joley Richardson) tries to cope with their son Benny (Brendan Meyer) and their rebellious daughter Lavinia (Madeleine Arthur) as they grow up, not to mention the youngest son Jack (Julian Hilliard). Into their lives comes Ward Phillips (Elliot Knight), a hydrologist making a survey of the water in the area. He's attracted to Lavinia ...
Then, one night, a meteor crashes onto their land, leaving a crater and a red hot ball of something ... alien. Everyone is mystified, but soon strange red flowers start appearing, the grass turns red, and Jack sees a strange insect hatch from a jelly-like object down the well.
From this point onwards, life for the Gardners changes. Their herd of alpacas gets frisky, Theresa cuts her fingers off while chopping carrots, and the dog runs off, to be found later on ... changed ...
But things can get worse ...
What I liked about Color Out of Space is the way it starts slowly, drawing you into this family, and then when the meteor arrives, you just know that it's not going to be good. The 'color' of the title seems to be a bright luminous pink/purple, and the idea here is that the meteor contains a creature of some sort which is this colour ... a sentient colour. But more that that, it's a sentient colour which likes to assimilate the humans ... so we have some tremendous Blob-like scenes of melting flesh and physical change, and also moments which are straight out of John Carpenter's The Thing of mutated dogs and a crazy mixed-up alpaca creature ... not to mention what happens to the people!
It's a bleak film in some respects as there seems no respite and no way for a backwoods farmer to even fight this alien menace ... but the film finds an ending, even if it's slightly underplayed and underexplained.
The film is a very enjoyable and entertaining watch, and Richard Stanley has worked wonders with the source material to deliver something which, even if not 100% faithful, feels like Lovecraft. I particularly liked his use of practical effects throughout, augmented on occasion with some CGI (or perhaps animation). There was only one short shot which I would have preferred to be practical when it didn't appear to be so ... but I'm not telling you which it was as I'm trying to avoid spoilers here!
Well worth seeking out, and it provides something new and interesting for jaded horror fans to appreciate ... cosmic horror which is truly cosmic and horrifying!
Dog Soldiers first came out in 2002, and for 2020, there is a new cinema release coming out, all restored and looking amazing.
For those who have not seen it, it's something of a treat, being director Neil Marshall's first cinematic outing. The film, scripted, directed and edited by Marshall, follows a group of soldiers under the command of Wells (Sean Pertwee) as they take part in a training exercise in the Scottish Highlands. They find the commander of the group they are training against, Ryan (Liam Cunningham) wounded and his troop slaughtered by creatures unknown. They are rescued from the wilds by Megan (Emma Cleasby) who happens to be passing in her jeep, and she takes them to the only house in any range to try and get help. But it's deserted, the occupants missing. So the soldiers take up residence and patch up Wells who has had his guts ripped open by the attacking creatures.
Soon the house is under siege by a pack of ravening werewolves, and worse, the danger is also coming from within as Ryan also turns into one of their number.
The film is something of a masterclass in ratching up tension and excitement as it moves from what at first appears to be a 'soldiers on patrol' piece to a superior werewolf movie. Marshall keeps the action going, and a favourite sequence is when Wells and Cooper (Kevin McKidd) have to escape the werewolves by basically breaking through the walls and floors of the cottage to get away!
One minor disappointment is that there is no actual full transformation sequence, so if you're expecting effects on par with The Howling or An American Werewolf in London, then this is not the place to come. There are some contacts and fangs-type initial transformations though. The film is low budget but Marshall gets every penny on the screen, and it also benefits from some standout performances from Pertwee and McKidd.
The ending might be seen as a little predictable, but it all adds to the charm, and overall the film is a superb slice of horror of the sort we thought filmmakers had forgotten how to do!
It's been a bit of time since I've been sent some WHO stuff for review, but the last couple of weeks have seen some new items come in.
First up is the novel The Knight, The Fool and the Dead by Steve Cole. This is part of the whole Time Lord Victorious program which James Goss has overseen for the brand, and this is a novel published by Ebury. Well, I say a novel - it's more like a novella, or perhaps a long short story. It has 178 pages, is a small hardback with large text which is widely spaced out.
Indeed, it took me around an hour to read it - and the story is fast moving. There's a planet, Andalia, where some death-dealing creatures called Kotturuh invade and kill everyone. The tenth Doctor gets involved and with the help of an Ood called Brian (who seems to be placed out of time) saves a girl called Estinee who is using something called a Life Shroud ... and they chase off after the Kotturuh, eventually confronting them. There are apparently a lot of references in the book to other elements of the overall 'Victorious' plot and the show, but many of these unfortunately just passed me by. I did like a couple of flashback 'interludes' featuring the first and ninth Doctors, but it's unclear to some extent what they have to do with the rest of the narrative.
It isn't really Doctor Who as I remember watching it, though the tenth Doctor is nicely characterised, as it's all so simplified in terms of the writing level and the plot and ideas. I guess someone a lot younger than me would enjoy it, but I prefer a little more complexity. I would assume/guess there's around 30-33,000 words here which doesn't really give it space for the story to breathe.
The inclusion of a new mega-threat in the Kotturuh is okay, but Brian the Ood just seems silly, especially as he's inexplicably wearing a dinner suit ... but then he seems to have been included for comic relief!
As this is all part of the bigger Time Lord Victorious project, perhaps it will all make more sense when we see how it all develops and unfolds, but given how hard Doctor Who merchandise is to find these days and how expensive it all is, I wonder if the young people that this seems obviously aimed at would have the patience or money to be able to get all the pieces of the puzzle ... there's a chart available with Doctor Who Magazine which explains all the elements and the timeline for their release and it includes LP records (who under the age of 30 has a record player these days) and even immersive theatre, CDs, action figures and display statues!
I hope it works. I hope it helps to revitalise the Doctor Who merchandise market as it seems fairly stagnant at the moment despite individuals and companies doing their best to produce what they hope might be popular.
I just wonder if this was the best way to start ...
Every so often a series comes along which is so compelling, that it just drags you with it. We first caught Orphan Black on telly - I forget which channel. It might have even been on Netflix, though I don't think it was. We watched to the end and were enthralled throughout. So much so that for Christmas last year I got a well-priced Box Set of the series, and we have just finished watching it all again!
So what is Orphan Black? It's a thriller series, but one which takes as it's basis and background the ideas of clones and DNA and genetic manipulation and longevity. So there's Big Science involved, and mysterious organisations (the Dyad Institute and Neolution) and powerful men controlling these structures.
Into this world falls Sarah Manning. In the opening episode, Sarah is standing on a train platform waiting for her train. She's a bit of a rebel, a bit of an outlier of society. Down from her on the platform is another girl. She seems agitated, and when she turns to look at Sarah, she has the same features - she is Sarah's double. She places her bag on the platform and abruptly steps off in front of a train and is killed!
Sarah is shocked, but, ever the opportunist, she steals the girl's bag as she leaves. She discovers that the girl was Beth Childs, a policewoman ... and from this point Sarah's life is turned upside down. She learns that Beth was a clone, and that there are other clones too: blonde Helena is a twisted and insane version of herself; Alison Hendrix is a soccer mom living in a perfect home with a perfect husband, Donnie (Kristian Bruun), and two adopted kids; Cosima Niehaus is a science nerd, studying hard genetics and DNA to try and find a cure for the respiratory disease which threatens to kill her ...
All these characters clash together, along with Sarah's brother Felix (Jordan Gavaris) (they were both adopted by the same mother, called Mrs S (Maria Doyle Kennedy)) and discover that they are all part of a global conspiracy to control birth and genetics and sell it to the highest bidder.
So that's the basic set-up, and each season follows and develops the ideas and concepts and keeps opening the show up.
In season One Sarah assumes Beth's identity to try and find out more about her and discovers a hidden world of clones and corporate espionage. Someone is also killing the clones, one by one, and the race is on to find out who ... Sarah's daughter, Kira (Skyler Wexler), is also the focus of intense interest of Aldous Leekie (Matt Frewer) who runs Dyad as Sarah (and Helena) are the only clones who are fertile.
In Season Two we are introduced to clone Rachel Duncan, who is high up in Dyad, and Delphine (Evelyne Brochu), a Dyad scientist who works with, and falls in love with Cosima as they try to find a cure for her illness. Meanwhile Sarah is trying to stay alive while Alison is trying to lead a 'normal' life in the suburbs but ends up killing one of her 'perfect mom' rivals.
Season Three brings in the idea that as well as Sarah and her clones (termed Leda) there are also Male soldier clones (called Castor) (Ari Millen) and Sarah must discover what and why they exist. We meet another Leda clone, Krystal Goderich, and Cosima meets and falls for Shay (Ksenia Solo) who may or may not be another spy ...
Season Four fills in backstory with Beth investigating what is going on, and the discovery of Neolution's plan to implant tech worms in humans to harvest and control their DNA. Meanwhile Helena is being held captive, and the Neolution cult, headed by the aged P T Westmoreland (Stephen McHattie), has a base on an island where Cosima is being forced to conduct experiments ...
Season Five brings it all to a close, with Dyad and Neolution being attacked by the Clones ... but will there be a happy ending? Will Sarah and her sistres survive, and how will the world look in the aftermath.
I have deliberately tried to avoid spoilers in this brief rundown, and really the show is far more involved and engaging than it's possible to explain in a review. Furthermore, sharp eyes will have spotted that I have mentioned no actresses for Sarah and the clones. This is because they are all played by the same actress, Tatiana Maslany, who is simply a revelation and utterly the best thing about the show. Every one of her characters is different, from the way they dress, through their speech and even the way they move and react. You always know exactly which you are watching, and even when one clone has to pretend to be another (which happens a fair amount), Maslany manages to imbue her performance with aspects of both. It's a brilliant performance! And her depiction of the feral and unpredictable Helena is simply a joy.
Furthermore, the direction and technical skill on display is immense as we often see several Clones together in the same shots, same scenes. The effect is flawless and you totally believe that these characters are separate and different and, indeed, are all together partying or talking or whatever. It's actually hard to believe that they are all the same actress, it's that good! There's little wonder she won the Primetime Emmy Award (2016), a TCA Award (2013), two Critics' Choice Awards (2013 and 2014), and five Canadian Screen Awards (2014–18).
Another pitch perfect element of the show is the title sequence and accompanying music. The music especially is so hauntingly memorable and builds beautifully over its short span, but this is enhanced by the visuals which encapsulate perfectly the themes of the show. There's DNA strands and separation of an egg, two 'Sarahs' split away from each other ... it's a magnificent piece of work in its own right. It is no surprise that Technicolor's Design team won an Applied Arts Award for the opening title design.
I'm absolutely delighted that the lovely Mr Paul Finch has taken one of my stories for his latest Terror Tales collection, Terror Tales of the Home Counties.
Moreso as that's where I was born and grew up: Tolworth in Surrey, near to Surbiton and Kingston-Upon-Thames. It was nice to revisit some childhood memories for the story, and to also bring in some real places, locales and people ...
I decided to set the tale down by the Hogsmill River, which runs through Tolworth and Berrylands and on into Kingston where it joins the Thames. Just beside the A3 road - which is the main thoroughfare from London down to the South Coast, and which is claimed to be the UK's busiest stretch of non-motorway road - there is a patch of greenbelt alongside the river called the Elmbridge Open Space. The river also runs under the A3, and just beside there, as in my story, there is a small block of flats (https://www.instantstreetview.com/@51.388114,-0.270892,329.16h,8.1p,1z). The tunnel under the road is there too, as are the hideouts and fallen trees where my brother, Alan, and I used to go as kids. It was a different world back then, when there were not predatory pedophiles hanging around on every street corner to snatch you away, and when your pocket money could buy you a bag of chews and sweets to last a week - or at least it seemed that way. The view of the river from the A3 can be seen here: https://www.instantstreetview.com/@51.388533,-0.270032,343.93h,-7.03p,1z.
To the mix of my story I also added a real life character, sadly now deceased, called Moses. And it is from him that the story gets its name. For I have realised Moses - a friendly chap, outrageously dressed, who was often to be seen in and around Kingston and New Malden, just chatting away to people - as a sort of unknown and unappreciated superhero!
And if you'd like to see the real Moses in action, here's a couple of videos:
ADDENDUM
As it's the anniversary of Moses' passing ... here's the text of the story for free ... hope you enjoy ...
MOSES
David J Howe
The moonlight barely
made it through the tree branches overhead, but Toby was glad of the darkness.
He listened intently, but there was no sound, just the gentle rustling of the
trees in the wind. Maybe soon he’d be able to move away from here ...
For the hundredth time
he wondered why he had gone out that night at all. It was all Simon’s fault. If
his school friend hadn’t double-dared him to spend the night in their hideaway
by the river he wouldn’t be there ... and now look at where this stupid adventure
had got them.
Toby drew in as much
breath as his eleven-year-old lungs could manage. He had to stay calm or the thing might come for him. Toby settled
his back against the tree trunk and let the breath out in a silent huff. He
focussed on holding the panic in, all the time wondering how he would escape
this awful nightmare.
*
It was about five
o’clock in the afternoon the previous day, when Simon and Toby had made their
way down to the Hogsmill River. They lived in a small block of flats alongside
the A3 road – one of the main routes into London from the Home Counties. About
a mile away they could see the stark outline of Tolworth Tower. Office blocks
for the most part, though with a large Marks and Spencer’s shop underneath.
The Hogsmill was a
small stream, which flowed under the A3, heading for Kingston, where it joined
the Thames. Where it came from no one seemed to know – explorations upstream
tended to end where the river diverged from thefootpath
– certainly there was a large hill here, but where the river emerged was
something of a mystery.
But down by the flats
where Simon and Toby lived, it was easily accessible, and there was also a
strip of green land all the way alongside it. Various exploratory trips had
revealed the presence of old hiding places and camp sites, sometimes with the
remains of fires still in them.
The boys had never
seen anyone else use them, but this didn’t mean there was no-one about. The
sites were often well hidden right on the bank on the edge of the river within
enclaves of fallen trees and branches, and could be entered by crawling through
hidden tunnels which were often themselves blocked with wood or foliage. It was
a paradise for Toby and Simon. They loved the idea of their own secret hiding
places, and often headed down there with sandwiches and bottles of drink.
On this particular
evening, Toby had managed to smuggle a blanket out of the flat, and some
crisps, and a bag containing a couple of Mars bars and an apple. Simon was to
bring his own supplies, which included a battery powered radio. It was
summertime, so the weather was warm, and there seemed to be no issue with what
they planned. Just some harmless excitement for the summer holidays. They’d
each told their parents that they were going to the other’s home for the night,
so their families would not be worried.
They met at the gates
into the greenbelt beside the river, and made their way to the hiding place.
Neither wanted the
whole of the area to go up in flames and for it to be their fault.
So this was brought as
an emergency measure only.
They settled down in
the den, and busied themselves throwing pebbles into the river. One side of
their lair opened to the side of the river, so it was perfect for watching the
water and idling away the day. The river had fish too, which could be seen
flitting in between the algae and plants, but despite various attempts with
rods made from old sticks, and line from bits of string with bent paperclips on
the end, and the occasional bait of worms or other pieces of food, they had
never managed to catch anything.
The evening drifted by
and the boys were calm and relaxed.
All was fine until
darkness fell.
*
Toby looked out of the
den again. It was pitch dark outside, and there was no movement at all. Maybe
he should try and make a break for it.
Simon had run. He had
taken his chance and raced for the exit to the greenbelt area. Toby had heard
him go and the last he had seen had been his heels flashing in the faint light.
He hoped he had got out.
Toby stirred and moved
slowly, trying hard not to make any noise. When he got to the entrance to the
den, he paused.
The night was silent
and still.
He pushed aside the
brush that partially covered the entrance and stepped out.
His foot cracked a
twig.
Just a gentle snap.
Toby froze. Foot
poised.
From somewhere in the
darkness he heard something moving, something careful and predatory getting
closer once more.
He pulled his leg back
and retreated to the den again, pulling the brushwood over the entrance behind
him with a rustle.
He wasn’t sure if
whatever it was in the dark would hear that. But it was close now and making a
gentle crunching sound as it moved around.
The smell was awful. A
rotting, noxious mixture of everything that was bad. Toby had once found a
rabbit killed by the side of the road, and the smell from the decayed corpse as
he and Simon investigated it with sticks had been similar. But even that wasn’t
as bad as this miasma, which accompanied the thing.
The creature was
snuffling around outside now, stirring the dry leaves and grit as it went.
There was a scraping sound. Toby saw what seemed to be a giant spider leg, thin
and segmented, with lots of large hairs or thorns growing from it.
This went on for a few
minutes. Something big and heavy moving about outside, shifting things noisily.
Toby clamped his hands over his mouth and nose to still his whimpering and his
breathing and to keep the stench from his nostrils. The worst thing he could do
now was make a sound.
Toby could hear his
own heart beating. Thumping in his ears. He was sure that whatever was outside
could hear it too.
He forced himself to
calm down. He shut his eyes tight and took in a deep breath and let it out as
slowly as he could. This helped and after a few more breaths, he opened his
eyes. The darkness was still there, but there was silence outside now.
He looked around.
Nothing to see. The box of matches and paper was still on the floor. Toby
picked up the matches and shook the box. There was a soft rattle as the matches
moved. His eyes shifted to the river, still flowing gently past. The sound was
relaxing somehow. Maybe he could wade along the river and get out where there
was more light and open ground, perhaps by the main road?
He leaned out of the
hide and looked upstream. It was no more than a couple of hundred yards to
where the water passed under the road. He could do it.
He crouched still,
listening.
There was nothing to
hear. No night-birdsong, or insect noise. There was usually some sound but
tonight there was nothing. He suspected that all the usual night creatures had
the right idea and had stayed at home … nothing wanted to be outside at the
same time as whatever the thing was that he had heard.
Toby made up his mind
and returned to the riverbank. He took off his shoes and socks and rolled up
his trousers. There was no sense in getting everything saturated. He dipped his
toe into the water and the sharp cold bit him. He scrunched up his face and put
his whole foot in the water. It was chilly, but not unbearably so.
He was pleased that
the water was at least clean. The river was fairly well maintained by various
associations. They would come every year and pull out all the rubbish that
accumulated there, old bicycles, bottles, traffic cones, supermarket trolleys
and the like, and generally keep it neat, tidy and healthy for the fish and the
ducks.
He slid his other foot
in and smiled. It wasn’t so bad.
Something moved
against his foot and he jerked. It was just a fish or something. Having a
little nibble on his toes. Nothing to be worried about, he told himself.
He picked up the
matches and paper and his shoes and socks, and gently pushed himself away from
the bank. The river bed was uneven and slimy, and every time he moved his feet
they slipped a little. With the current pushing against his legs, it was tricky
to stay upright. Every time he looked down at his feet, the patterns on the
black water running past gave him a sort of dizzy feeling and he had to either
close his eyes or look back up to stop himself falling over.
He fixed his eyes on
the lights of the road, and started wading slowly in that direction. With each
step he put his foot down carefully, waggling it a little to ensure he had a
firm perch before moving the other one. He didn’t think there was any glass on
the bed, but there were rocks and stones and other unidentifiable objects, and
the last thing he wanted was to trip and fall. The water gurgled and bubbled as
it ran past him, and the sound of his legs cutting the surface was hushed and
quiet. He hoped that nothing could see him, smell him or hear him.
He looked across at
the bank. It was pitch dark there. There was no moon tonight and no stars –
clouds had come in – and so apart from the lights ahead on the main road, there
was no source of illumination.
He pushed on through
the water, one foot after the other, slowly and steadily.
As he moved he could
hear the gentle drone of cars on the A3 increase. There weren’t too many at
this time of night, but the road was so busy that there were always cars
passing.
At this moment though,
Toby was pleased to see any sign of normal life.
There was a crack
and a rushing sound on the bank, as though something large had just moved past
him. Toby stopped and stood still in the water.
Silence.
He turned his head and
in the light from the road he saw something moving among the bushes and reeds
that lined the bank. He couldn’t make out exactly what it was but it was big
and quiet, and the light seemed to fall off it.
He stepped forward
again, toes searching for a hold underwater. The water sloshed around him, and
he felt rather than saw the thing on the bank pause and listen.
He stopped moving
again.
The current run of
traffic on the road passed, and there was silence as no cars approached. In
that stillness, Toby thought he heard something breathing. Then more cars
cruised past and the sound of their engines overpowered the slow, heavy
exhalations.
He moved forward
again, every step bringing him closer to the traffic bridge.
Toby realised that his
feet were growing numb. He could barely feel his toes as they sought out the
best footing, and the chill was extending up his legs. He shivered, gripping
his belongings against his chest as though they would help to keep the heat in
his small body.
He started to count in
his head as he stepped. One, two, three … Every step brought him closer and
closer to the bridge. And every step was a success.
Eventually Toby was
standing by the black mouth of the tunnel under the road. Up above he could
hear the sound of the occasional car passing. In between the sounds of the
cars, there was silence.
Toby swallowed and
looked around. There was nothing to be seen in the inky gloom. The streetlights
far overhead shone a yellow glow over the grass and river, but the shadow of
the bridge was dark.
Toby took a further
step under the bridge, the water washing up his legs. His foot hit something on
the concrete base of the riverbed under the bridge, and it gave. Something
moved beside him … and shifted above him, and Toby instinctively jumped back as
a wooden plank of some sort clattered from the bridge roof and splashed into
the river. He had obviously dislodged something and the plank had fallen from
above
There was a movement
over on the field, and in the yellow glow Toby saw the thing that had been
hunting him. It was hard to make out any shape, except a large, dark,
multi-legged shadow that moved swiftly across the grass, heading for the
bridge.
Toby let out a squeal
of terror and scrambled into the tunnel.
His feet stumbled on
bricks and other rubbish there, and the concrete was slippery too. He managed
to get further under when he heard the splashing of something coming up behind
him. He could dimly see the slightly lighter arch at the other side of the
bridge, and he headed for it as fast as he could. His feet slipped with every
step on the mossy and treacherous concrete; his few possessions were clamped to
his chest.
Suddenly, something
loomed out ahead of him, something man-sized.
There was a splashing
sound, and as Toby continued his way to the other end of the tunnel, he heard
someone clearly say, ‘No-one’s gonna take children from Kingston town. No. Not
happening.’
Then there was a
swoosh of air and a muffled crunch.
There was more splashing, and a growling, keening sound echoed around the
tunnel.
Toby paused and looked
back. Silhouetted in the tunnel entrance, a black shadow on a grey background,
was the figure of a man.
He was large and
stocky, and had a plank of wood in his hands. Toby could see in the gloom that
it seemed to have nails protruding from the end. The figure braced itself and
swung the wood as a shape that Toby could not make sense of leaped out of the
darkness. The wood connected with the monster with a solid thump and a sound
like breaking twigs. There was a hiss and the creature rapidly backed away
towards the far entrance to the tunnel. It had more legs than Toby wanted to
count, and one of them was dragging behind it.
The creature lunged
back and the man swung the plank again, missing the monster narrowly, his
weapon swishing through the air.
Toby pressed himself
to the side of the tunnel. There was a slight indent here, and a flat area on
which to stand. No water went over this, so Toby’s footing was firmer.
He realised that he
was still holding the newspaper in his hand. He hooked his shoes over his arm
and pulled the matches from his pocket. The first match scraped on the side of
the box but wouldn’t light. But the second caught with a fizzing flare, and
Toby lit the top of the wadded roll of newspaper.
There was more
splashing and hissing from where the man and the creature were still holding
each other off. With a rush, something came through the blackness at Toby and
he held the burning paper up in front of him.
He caught sight of a
hideous mouth with fangs, multiple eyes and legs, and an alien intelligence,
before the stranger took advantage of the distraction and caught the creature
full on with the nails and plank of wood.
In the flickering
light from his makeshift torch, Toby saw the thing convulse and shake. The man
took another smack at it with the wood, and it fell back, hissing and mewling
like some baby. Toby took a shuddering breath as it backed away down the
tunnel, the water splashing around its legs.
With a final hiss, the
thing vanished beyond the entrance, and over the man’s breathing, Toby could
hear splashing and the cracking and breaking of the trees along the riverbank
as it departed. The man walked to the end of the tunnel and checked outside. He
paused, listening, and then, after a moment, returned to where Toby was
crouching at the side.
‘You okay?’ he asked.
‘Yes,’ Toby said. ‘I
think so.’
‘Come on then. We
can’t stay here. Gonna get you out of here.’
Toby allowed the man
to help him up. He held out his hand and it was almost engulfed in a large paw.
The two moved to the
other end of the tunnel on the far side of the main road above.
There was a low
barrier there of wooden railway sleepers with a section of wire mesh above it.
This seemed to be there to stop rubbish from flowing down river under the
bridge, and there was indeed a traffic cone wedged in the wire along with some
large pieces of wood and other flotsam.
The man moved a
section of the wire, creating a clear path through and he and Toby emerged on
the other side of the bridge.
‘It can’t get over the
top,’ said the man, nodding upwards. ‘And if it tries to come under … well I’m
waiting.’
He helped Toby cross
the water, which was fairly still here due to the barrier created by the mesh,
and the two of them stumbled up the bank.
Once they were
standing safely on dry ground, Toby got his first good look at the man who had
saved him. He was stocky, maybe just under six feet tall, but what intrigued
Toby most was that his skin was black as coal. The man smiled down at Toby, his
teeth gleaming yellow in the light from the road above them.
‘You OK?’
Toby nodded, and as
his eyes took in what the man was wearing, he realised that he had seen him
before. Even in the yellowed light from the lamps, Toby could see that the chap
was wearing a crazy mixture of clothes, most of them wildly patterned and
coloured pink, red and white. Slightly farther up the bank, Toby saw a
supermarket trolley festooned with items ranging from a pink skateboard to a
child’s brightly coloured pull-along luggage.
The man grinned again.
‘You got nice skin,’ he commented. ‘Gotta keep it that way.’
‘I know you,’ Toby
said. ‘I see you in Kingston on the way to school sometimes.’
The man nodded.
‘Kingston, yes. I’m Moses.’
Toby nodded. Moses was
something of a local legend. He was most often to be found in the centre of
Kingston, sitting on one of the benches, or standing on a street corner,
dressed in the maddest and craziest outfits. Toby remembered one that was all
red and white stripes.Moses was
currently wearing a clown wig that was similarly patterned. Another time he had
been dressed all in black, with a highwayman hat on … but regardless of what he
wore, Moses always had time for everyone. He wasn’t a beggar, he never asked
for money, but he smiled and talked and told everyone how wonderful everything
was … he was a legend. You couldn’t see Moses without a smile coming to your
face.
Toby looked around as
Moses smiled at him. He hoped that the thing wasn’t going to come back.
‘Should we get away
from here?’ he asked.
Moses smiled. ‘You can
get away,’ he said. ‘You could.’
Then Moses seemed to
stop for a moment. Toby saw his face crease as though he was trying to think of
something important. His eyes darted around and narrowed, but then he relaxed.
His lips parted in a wide grin.
‘Yes,’ the man said.
‘Let’s move away.’
They made their way up
to where the trolley was standing. Moses reached into it and pulled out a
bright red hat. He swept his hand over his curly hair and crammed the hat down.
Toby smiled. He looked
so ridiculous that you had to smile.
Moses glanced at Toby.
‘You smilin’,’ he said, and his own grin returned. ‘That’s good. Keep smilin’.’
Toby looked back at
the river tunnel under the A3. ‘What was that … that thing?’
Moses’ smile dropped.
‘That’s the bad thing,’ he said, suddenly serious. ‘That’s why I’m here,
keepin’ a look out, and a watch. It’s why I’m an inventor and not a builder,
why I know about the animals and the flowers and rhododendrons and people …’
His eyes clouded
slightly once more, and Toby realised that Moses was affected by the battles
with this dark creature. He was struggling to stay focussed.
‘Come on, Moses,’ said
Toby. ‘Let’s get you back to Kingston.’
Moses grinned and took
hold of his trolley. ‘It won’t be back,’ he said. ‘Tonight, anyway.’
He looked at Toby,
again suddenly serious. ‘You shouldn’t be out. Not at night. There are … things
… which you don’t want to meet or see.’
Toby thought of his
friend Simon. He hoped he had got back home safely.
‘Come on,’ he said.
The two made their way
back up to the main road. There were hardly any cars, and they walked together
along the pavement towards one of the footbridges over the road. The bridge
happened to be right by the flats where Toby lived.
Once they had crossed
the footbridge, Moses took Toby’s hands again.
‘You stay safe little
friend.’
Toby nodded.
Moses moved off,
walking back along the road towards Tolworth where he could jump on a bus
towards Kingston and home. Most bus drivers knew him and allowed him free
rides. Moses, it seemed, was allowed to go wherever he wanted. As he walked, he
talked. Even on his own. He was Moses.
Toby nodded to
himself. That was only right, he thought. After all, if a town or a city has a
protector, whether it’s someone from the comics like Batman or Spider Man, then
they ought to have the freedom of the
place for all the good work they did.
But sometimes, the
person doing all the good work was unknown. Sometimes he was an apparent
itinerant called Moses, who never had a bad word about anyone, but who
lightened the day for everyone who met him. Someone who just made you feel
good.
So ... we've got this script from the chap who wrote Star Trek: The Next Generation, Maurice Hurley, but on the available evidence, I wouldn't be shouting about it. It seems that Hurley died in 2015, so this script must have been knocking about for a bit. One can only wonder what happened to make William Shatner (yes, he of Captain Kirk fame) pick it up and say, 'Let's make this film!' but that seems to be about what happened.
It stars Shatner in a small-ish role as the father of our main protagonist, John, and he seems to be so permanently gritted teeth angry that there's nowhere for him to go when he needs to get really angry. He also has the best line in the film: 'Go back and find it (the relic) ... or I'll blow your brains all over that horse!'
The plot ... well ... the film has so many issues that I guess that plot is the least of them. There's a cave somewhere in America (I assume) and in this cave there's an ancient shrine (built from modern-ish bricks and mortar) and in the shrine is a relic - which looks like a carved statue (a relic is usually a piece of a saintly or important person rather than a stone statue), and protecting the relic are a bunch of demonic people with skull faces and large spears and blades, led by some alien demon creature thing with glowing red eyes which makes a sound like the Predator ...
The film is so uncertain that it reveals all its monsters in the opening minutes as the credits roll ... and then the same footage is repeated over and over as the film rolls ...
Anyway, into this cave (which seems to have many ways to approach it depending on how much time the director wants to spend in people getting there) comes archaeologist John, looking for the relic. Well one of his partners is killed by the demons (after falling down a very slight incline and breaking his ankle - it's just not believable) and John just escapes, but then driving back home to his wife (Jeri Ryan) he has a heart attack at the wheel and crashes the car into a tree (at about 1 mile an hour - it's the least convincing car accident I've ever seen).
He's rushed to hospital and Ryan joins him there where the doctors struggle to save his life while the operating theatre fills with demons watching and the like ... He's saved, but then they go to get their kids from college and they're there kissing boys and trading drugs - you know, like you do at college - and they all leave as John has decided they're all going back to the cave to get the relic as John's dad (Shatner) has threatened to kill John if he doesn't - nice guy. But then the demons show up and start slaughtering people at the college who John interacted with ...
But they didn't come for his wife ... or the doctors ... or his dad ... strange.
Anyway, they all head off back to the cave, and this time they need a boat to get there and it takes ages and ages ... they arrive only to be attacked by the demons again who kill everyone except John. Except they don't, and they let John leave with the relic which he destroys, and then Shat says they need to go back to the cave to rescue the family who are still there, so they do this, but are impeded by a group of people who were burying the guy who died at the start so the demons come and kill all those people ... the family is rescued from the cave but Shat blows it and himself up trapping all the demons underground ... or has he ... or is John still on the operating table ...
It's an absolute, unqualified mess of a film which makes no sense, has terrible performances from just about everyone (the only character I believed was the daughter (Ciara Hanna) who must have been wondering how she got involved in this total car crash of a film.) and really has no redeeming features at all.
In the end I was watching it more for the laughs as it got more and more ridiculous and things happened just because ... but it's not a film I want to watch again, and is so poor that everyone involved really ought to hang their heads in shame,
And then they come to release it and so are desperate, hence the fairly decent promo images and plot write up ...
It's a waste of time for everyone - the people who made it, who star in it and who watch it. Avoid like the plague!
I caught Upgrade recently on Netflix (I think) and came away quite impressed. It's a well done film which covers some old ground, but managed to be just about original enough to get away with it.
The film follows Grey Trace (Logan Marshall-Green), and as the film opens, he's travelling in a self-drive car with his wife Asha (Melanie Vallejo). The car develops a fault and crashes, but then a group of men descend on them, kill Asha and injure Trace so he's paralysed from the neck down.
We then follow Trace as he tries to rebuild his life ... His client, Eron, has developed a computer chip called STEM which will give Trace back his movement, and so he has this implanted, but it soon becomes apparent that STEM has a life of it's own, and it speaks to Trace in his mind, encouraging him to take revenge on the men who did this to him.
The film then plays out a fairly standard 'revenge' plot, but it's the conclusions where it shines, with twists and turns you don't expect, and an ending which is as bleak as they come ... but you'll have to watch it to find out!
The use of near-future tech is great, and Marshall-Green does a tremendous job of acting as immoble, and also when his body is controlled by STEM and moving without his own control ...
It reminded me somewhat of the basics of Robocop but it goes off in its own directions, which is no bad thing!
